That was my Plan B for delivering a loaf of SAVEUR's ultra-fluffy milk bread to the famously secretive woman behind @breadfaceblog, an Instagram account that, in its own words, "gives the people something they didn't ask for." Namely, videos shot like modern art installations of someone squishing their face into various loaves of bread. Strong music choices accompany. She has good taste in outfits. There's a lot of brand shoutouts, because hey, Instagram. To date, she's accumulated nearly 170,000 followers and racks up five-figure view counts. But first and foremost: there's the idea and practice of breadfacing, an activity that walks the aesthetic line between high art and primal desire.